January 2012
Have you ever had an entire shot of vodka squirt out your nose?
Don’t
Ever
Let it happen to you
Ouch
December 2011
hyminh:
RIP 2011
2011-2011
Reblog if it's still 2011 in your country.
#how’s it like in 2012? #flying cars? #zombies? #did justin bieber grow chest hair?
How to be heterosexual: Jude Law and Robert Downey...
shirlock:
1. Ignore everyone else on a talk show in order to whisper into your heterosexual friend’s ear.
2. Stare at them.
3. Never too much staring
4. Snuggle.
5. Call each other and tell them you miss them
See also:
Describe your relationship as a “love affair”
Why Bromance? Why not just Romance?
Telling your mate that he’s the “only person I love right now”
in honor of 2011 i have wasted the final day of 2011 just like how i wasted every other day in 2011
“Every second he breathed, the smell of the grass, the cool air on his face, was...”
– Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, J.K. Rowling
3 tags
dad: sarah i just saw something on tv about katy and russell getting divorced is it true
me:
dad:
me:
dad:
me: *bursts into hysterical tears*
Watch
“A certain degree of consistency brings a certain degree of mediocrity.”
– Christoph Waltz on acting, art, and career
new year's resolution
2008: lose weight
2009: lose weight
2010: lose weight
2011: lose weight
2012: lose weight
Watch
London learning how to drive
mcdammit:
I’m not suicidal. I just threaten to kill myself whenever I’m mildly inconvenienced.
